xHazardx's Xanga

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 22:24:18 GMT

yo yo foolios! yay!! look at my new heading and scroll thingy!! woot woot THANK YOU RISSE!! it is so cool. if you want the header to slow down, put your mouse over it! um... i went to the movies on saturday with ramina natalie and Adam. Natalie was all staring at me and adam like... "they better not make any form of physical contact!" it was funny. yeah, and yesterday i went to the lake with my daddy and adam and he kept pushing me in!! loll. on the way back i had him put on my bikini top and it was hella funny cuz i had just brushed his hair and it was all poofy like a chick. my daddy was all "at least he came outof the closet b4 you two got too involved!" and i was laughing hella hard. well, yeah thats it THANKS AGAIN RISSE!

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:01:14 GMT

hope you like the new song . If you dont, take it up with the Super Sexy God. He wanted it. actually, i wanted to change it, he had the idea of putting trains on. well, here are the lyrics for it. i love porcupine tree, i love you more though!

TRAINS

Train set and match spied under the blind
Shiny and contoured the railway winds
And I've heard the sound from my cousin's bed
The hiss of the train at the railway head

Always the summers are slipping away

A 60 ton angel falls to the earth
A pile of old metal, a radiant blur
Scars in the country, the summer and her

Always the summers are slipping away
Find me a way for making it stay

When I hear the engine pass
I'm kissing you wide
The hissing subsides
I'm in luck

When the evening reaches here
You're tying me up
I'm dying of love
It's OK

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 03:40:13 GMT

Lets see how many i have already answered... hehe im bored!

Self Stuff:

1. First Name: Joni
2. Middle Name: Carol
3. Last Name: Hazard
4. NickNames: Joni, baby baluga, monster (loll), foni-joni-who-rides-a-poni, and a LOT more, i dont feel like typing them all or even thinking of them
5. City: Manteca EWWW
7. Sex: with adam JK JK JK! im a chick
8. Birthday: June 25th '90
9. Astro Sign: Cancer
10. Siblings: 2 sisters
11. Pets: Cliff the hamster
12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Eye Color: hazel
14. Height: 5'4" and not growing. NOT cool
16. Hair Length: to the middle of my boob?
17. Do you find yourself attractive? yes, i am super sexy! seriously though, no
18. Do you find yourself ugly? Kind of, yeah
19. Do others find you attractive? the only one that matters, Adam and a couple others i guess
20. Do you have a b/f or g/f? Yes, Adam and he is the super sexy god
21. If so..What is their name? ^
22. Are you gay!!? nope, i am straight. i dot mind if someone's gay. i dont like flamers though
23. Did you send this to your crush? No...I'm putting this in my xanga
     Fashion Stuff:
24. Where do you shop the most? *just like risse* Hot Topic... maybe Macy's... for shirts though, Hot topic...
25. Do you think your fashion is cool? no, it is super sexy!
26. Do you have any piercings? Yes, ears
27. If not, what do you want pierced? my lip and tounge
28. Do you have a tattoo? no, but i want some

    The Extra Stuff:
29. Do you do drugs? nope!
30. Do you drink? noperz!
31. Who is your best friend(s)? Adam and Natalie
33. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use? Herbal essences!
34. What sport do you play? Does Tae Kwon Do count?  swimming does... lets go with that
35. What are you most scared of? Losing my friends and family or dying
38. What are you listening to right now? The TV. my daddy is watchign it. The Best Of The Who is playing in my room
39. Who are you talking to right now? Adam
40. What time is it? 9:14 pm
41. Do you have your own phone line? yup
42. Do you shave? yup.
43. What shoes do you wear? my etnies most of the time, cometimes my goth/prep vans
44. What clothes do you sleep in? A shirt and shorts
45. What car do you have? I dont have one. i wish i did
46. Who is the last person who called you? Adam
47. Where do you want to get married? on a beach
48. If you could have 1 wish what would it be? to always be happy... thats a cheater's one... to be with Adam forever cuz he makes me happy that was really corny, but true
49. Who is the hottest guy/girl in your school? Adam/Joni. seriously though... i think that Adam is the hottest guy.
50. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? i would be less bitchy or i would have more REAL self-confidance, not what i show everyone.
51. Who do you really hate?: stupid people
      Favorite...
52. Color: Black, bright orange, or hot pink
53. Number: 3
54. Band: Opeth
55. Movie: Almost Famous
56. Candy: CHOCOLATE!
57. Brand: of what?
58. TV show: the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy or Spongebob!
59. Food: sushi or enchiladas
60. Fast food: Carls Jr..."I like getting kidnapped...THEY BOUGHT ME CARLS JR!"-Risse when i kid-napped her, took her to the mall and bought her Carl's Jr. loll
61. Girl Names: December and Danae
62. Boy Names: Xzaivyoure and Adam
63. Radio Stations: 98.5 and 96.7
64. CD or Tape: CDs
65. Animal: Lemurs!
66. Store: i dont know... for what?
67. Scent: the good one. scent of what?
68. Ice Cream Flavor: cookie dough or mint chocolate chip or coffe or strawberry, or anything!
69. Teacher: hehe... mr gulden my old math teacher or WELCHIE!!!
70. Game (any): Hard to get! jk.... um, the fun one... depends on what TYPE
71. Saying? I love you hehe, i actually have NO clue
    Have you ever...
72. Loved somebody Sooo much it makes u cry!?yup
73. Smoked?: DRUGS ARE BAD!
74. Drank?: on holidays not really though
75. Got drunk?: no
76. Got dumped?: no, i dont think so.  if i did, i dont care or remember
77. Broke the law?: who hasnt?
78. Ran from the cops?: cops, no

79. Stole Something?: course not!
80. Tried to kill yourself?: moving on....

81. Made yourself throw up?: nope

82. Gone skinny dipping?: nu uh
83. Been In Love?: being as codependant as i am, what do you think?

84. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Who hasnt? lol
What first comes to mind?
85. Red: curtains of a stage
86. Cow: Alex Silva
87. Pig: me
88. Rubber: EEE!! a condom... loll
89. Socks: Natalie!
90. Mirror: BLOODY MARY STORIES! hehehe... im such a little kid!

Which is worse?
91. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie? Manson, his music sucks more
92. Have your Tonsils or Appendix removed? appendix. your stomach would get cut open yuck!

The Final Questions.....(finally)

93. Who is your crush? ADAM!

94. Who was the person who sent this to you? I stole it from risse's site
95. What do you think of the person who sent this to you? nothing... no one sent it
96. Do you like the person who sent this to you? no one sent it to me
97. Do you like filling these out?When I'm bored and there is nothing better to do
98. How many people are you sending this to? None.
99. Who are you sending this to? No one
100. Who will send it back? everyone who i am sending it to loll

Saturday, September 04, 2004

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 15:31:21 GMT

natalie is here... she just got up. hehe... later

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 00:33:30 GMT

001. What is your name? Joni Hazard
002. Spell your name backwards. Drazah Inoj
003.Date of birth: 6-25-90
004. Male or female? Chick
005. Astrological sign: Cancer the crab
006. Nicknames: Joni Foni-joni-who-rides-a-poni (and yes that is one word) the goddess of sexiness, baby baluga! and lots more.
007. Occupation: student
008. Height: 5'4"
009. Weight: 115-120
010. Hair color: brown
011. Eye color: Hazel
012. Where were you born? in a hospital (redwood city)
013. Where do you reside now? In a house (manteca)
014. Age: 14
015. Screen names: x0xhazardx0x
016. E-mail addy: cliff_burton_babe@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? my last name?
018. What is your Xanga name? xhazardx duh
019. What does your diaryland name stand for? my last name.
020. Pets: a hamster named Cliff (after cliff burton)
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 14. it was yummy cheese cake too!
022. Piercings? ears
023. Tattoo's? eventually
025. Righty or lefty? Righty
026. Wearing: clothes. (jeans and a black shirt with pink stitching)
027. Hearing: Opeth
028. Feeling: bored
029. Eating/drinking: i just finished a frappiccino and a honeybun. loll

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? :) yup
062. How many people have you said "I love you" to? who havent i?
063. How many people have you been in love with? i dunno
064. How many people have you kissed? moving on...
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? friends and to creep people out HAHA.
066. How many people have you dated? a lot. seriously, one and a half (i am counting adam as a half because he is in present tense, and the question is in past.)
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? sexiness! loll, and they have to be cool, nice, understanding, and a good listener
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair or eyes.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? white guys with blue eyes and long brown hair
073. Do you have a crush right now? You could call it that
074. If so, who is it? Adam, my god of sexiness!
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? no. lust, yes
076. Do you remember your first love? i think
077. Who is the first person you kissed? my mommy
078. Do you believe in fate? yes and no
079. Do you believe in soul mates?yes
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?already have
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 2 sisers (I LOVE YOU SIS!)
105. What are your parents names? Theresa and Danny
106. What are your siblings names? Lisa and Angela
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 4. 2 sisters, 2 brothers
108. How many siblings does your father have? 1. a brother
109. Where are your parents from? Minisota and Korea
110. Is your family close? not really. i guess i sorta am getting close to my sister Lisa.
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? No... i dont think Andrew does (lol)
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no. loll
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Amanda, alex, and i guess Emily
116. Are your parents divorced? no
117. Do you have step parents? no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? As a joke a few times with my sister i think
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? my mommy and 2 of my cousins from Korea
~Music Stuff~
121. What song(s) do you swear was written about you or your life? I don't know... a couple by Opeth are like wow... how much they fit my life.
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? I dunno... i dont get embarrassed. there are a few i hate... slipknot and iowa (slipknot) and some other nu metal shit
123. What's the best cd you own? my arms, your hearse or in absentia (grrr!) or Ride the Lightning
124. What song do you absolutely hate? hm... almost any rap song.
125. Do you sing in the shower? i always sing
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? a lot of them. i am constantly thinking of him anyway!

~Favorites~
152. Color: Hot pink or bright orange or black
153. Food: sushi or enchiladas. *yum!*
154. Song: too many to choose from.... name a band and i could answer it.
155. Show: Spongebob i think... The Grim adventures of Billy and Many is good too...
156. School subject: ugh... does lunch count?
157. Band/singer: Opeth/Mikael Akerfeldt. loll
158. Animal: lemurs
159. Outfit: whatever is comfortable. jeans and a t-shirt
160. Radio station: Big 98.5
161. Movie: Almost famous i think....
162. Pair of shoes: my etnies. they are soo comfortable
163. Cartoon: look at my fav. tv shows!
164. Actor: Adam sandler
165. Actress: Julia Roberts i guess (i got that from my sister)
166. Potato chip: the unhealthy kind. loll
167. Drink: coke and vanilla or caramel frappiccinos
169. Holiday: thanksgiving. it is yummy
170. Perfume/cologne: pearberry! and axe is yummy on guys.
171. Pizza topping: olives and sausage
172. Jello flavor: not lime or lemon
173. Lunch meat: whatever
174. Card Game: i dunno... speed?
175. Video game: the fun one?
176. Website: www.homestarrunner.com
177. Book: the one with the words. i dont read, so i dont know
178. Computer game: SIMS!
179. Number: 3
180. Cereal: anything w/ too much sugar
181. Comedian: the funny one
182. Dessert: any!
183. Disney character: i dunno
184. Clothing store: saddly, hot topic... thats where most of my shirts are from...
185. Past time: talkign to Adam on the phone
186. Teacher: Mr. Gulden and WELCHIE!! loll
187. Childhood toy: i dunno... BARNEY
188. Carnival game/ride: one with free stuff
189. Candy bar: flakes!
190. Magazine: dont read them much
191. Salad dressing: Ranch i guess
192. Thing to do on the weekend: hang with friends or visit my sis
193. Hot drink: coffee
194. Season: summer
195. Sport to watch: I don't watch sports
196. Person to talk to online: adam. he is my favorite person to talk to period.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? white
198. What color are your bedroom walls?White... with a bunch of random stuff
199. Do you have posters on your wall? haha... thats funny
200. If so of what? we would be here all day
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? i wish!
202. How many pillows are on your bed? a lot
203. What do you normally sleep in? shorts or pajama bottoms and a shirt
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: my froggies!
205. What size bed do you have? full
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? no
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No, but I have my own phone line
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I don't remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes. tyler, my big purple elephant
211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: I don't know
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? yeah
242. Cd's/tapes: tapes? cds... duh
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvds.
244. Old/new: old
245. Shorts/skirts: neither
246. Pink/red: hot pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and White
248. Meat/vegetables: veggies!
249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican... thats the only thing that mexicans have... good food
250. Commercials/infomercials: i hate both
251. Scary/commedy: Comedy
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: i dont care
254. Dogs/cats: dogs. cats suck!
255. Unicorns/fairies: faries
256. Water/land: water
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar duh
258. Black/white: Black
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons!
260. Chicken/beef: chicken. i hate beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin Powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzles
265. Hip/hop: hip?
266. Passionate kiss/peck: With adam pleez! loll
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: Neither
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back Rub i hate feet.
269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: annoying
272. Virgins: kick ass
273. God: is awesome
274. The Osbournes: kick ass!
275. Reality TV: annoying
276. J.Lo: I don't know, I hate her but am like her in the way that i cant not have a guy.
277. Religion: christian pride!
278. Emo music: lets go whine and mope ... boo hoo
279. Valentine's Day: is fun!
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she annoys me... when did she go away?
281. Homosexuals: w/e its their thing... flamers on the other hand *grrrrr!*
282. Abortion: wont have to worry about it. no sex til marrage
283. Inter-racial relationships: who cares? race should never be an issue
284. Murder: some people disserve it....
285. Death: you only have one. dont mess it up!
286. Obesity: i hate fat people
287. Pre-marital sex: is wrong!
288. Terrorism: only ok if you are the sexy beast of terror!
289. Pornography: grosse. wtf? how low do you have to be to look at someone who you will never meet then fatacise about f**king them cuz you are too lame to get even a slut?
290. Fortune Tellers: a load of crap
291. Threesomes: grosse
292. Prostitution: see 289 and you get the general idea
293. Politics: hate it
294. Country music: annoying
295. George W. Bush: who cares? no one will remember him in 50 years. seriously... who was the 20th president and what one are we on now?
296. Cloning: who cares
297. Britney's boobs: nothing compared to mine (mine are real too!)
298. Gas prices in America: I'll care when I have a car

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: JD aka Jack Daniel. loll
300. Tiffany: bags?
301. Ben: the guy next to me in english
302. Maria: a chick in english and geometry
303. Jennifer: the ugly chick from last year
304. David: My sister's friend
305. Amy: Lee the annoying chick
306. Adam: *blushes!* i love you!!
307. Richard: dick
308. Justin: timberlake sucks
309. Arnold: stupid governer
310. Tom: and jerry?
312. Charlotte: bad
313. Harold: the fat one on hey arnold
314. John: eww.... hensly
315. Joel: i hate good charlotte
316. Vanessa: Carlton.
317. Michelle: Branch
318. Mike: Stamm
319. Brent: bret. i hate him....
320. Jake: JD and my guitar teacher
321. Billy: bob
322. Sarah: O or miller?
323. Natalie: I LOVE YOU NAT!
324. Christy: nothing
325. Nick: debenning
326. Linda: a fat woman
327. Jade: Aerosmith
328. Jordan: meneses
329. Jamie: DeRosa
330. Adrian: Adriano!

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no... not yet...
332. Been on a diet? nope
333. Been to a foreign country? yup
334. Broken a bone? Nope
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? nope
336. Swear at a teacher? yeah. Welchie
337. Talked to a Xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? yeah... a lot of my friends are
338. Got in a fight? yeah
339. Dated a teacher? no!
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? almost
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yes but I would never do it.
342. Gone skinny dipping? Nope. not yet. loll
343. Met another xanga member in the flesh? um... that i met from here, no
344. Told a little white lie? Yea
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? i dont think so... maybe i honestly dont remember when i have
346. Stolen anything? not sence i was like 5
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? no
348. Been on TV? nope
349. Been on the radio? nope
350. Been in a mosh pit? nope
351. Been to a concert? yeah
352. Dated one of your best friends? yeah
353. Have you ever loved someone so much that it made you cry? yeah
354. Deceived somebody close to you? yeah
355. Broken the law? yeah
356. Been to a rodeo? nope
357. Been on a talk show? Nope
358. Been on a game show? Nope
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? nope
361. Came close to dying? Not really
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? nope.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? nope
365. Made a mud pie? no
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? waterfalls...
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yup
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? I don't drink
369. Had an eating disorder? no....
370. Felt like you didn't belong? who hasnt?
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yup
372. Smoked? no...
373. Done drugs? no. they are bad
374. Been arrested? technically, yes
375. Had your tonsils removed? nope
376. Gone to camp? nope
377. Won a bet? yup
378. Written a love letter? as a thing in church but not really
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yeah
380. Written a love poem? yeah
381. Kissed in the rain? yeah
382. Slow danced with someone you love? WELCHIE!
383. Participated in cyber sex? nope
384. Faked an orgasm? no
385. Stolen a kiss? Yup
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? all the time
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? nope
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? yup
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? nope
390. Done jail time? nope
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? nope
392. Won a trophy? nope
393. Thrown up in public? yeah
394. Bowled a perfect game? No
395. Failed/got held back? nope
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? yup
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? nope, mom has though
398. Taken ballet lessons? nope
399. Attempted suicide? yeah...*smacks self*
400. Cut yourself? inflicting pain upon yourself is dumb but yeah

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? yup
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? HELL YES!
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? yeah. like a year ago
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? no
406. Did you wet the bed? once or tiwce
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? No
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? No
409. Were you shy? not really... a little in lie 2nd grade
410. Were you spoiled? yeah!
411. Were you abused? nope
412. Did you go to the circus? yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? no
414. Were you in a car accident? not a bad one
415. Did you build snowmen? there is no snow here.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? duh
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? no
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yes. still do
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Yes
421. Did you have slumber parties? yes
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Every child does

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes, but not abductions
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Speakers, a scanner, and me
427. Do you have any hidden talent? nope
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? yeah... but only good ones
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? porn. loll, jk jk jk
430. What would your movie star name be? how do you find porn-star names again?
431. Do you play any sports? tae kwon do/swimming (sorta)
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? None. i am not easily scared
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? DODGEBALL! L is for love!
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? too many to name...
435. Do you drive? I will eventually
436. What is your dream car? a 50 somethign vet
437. Do you think your good looking? i am super sexy
438. Do others think you are good looking? we all KNOW i am super sexy!
439. Would you ever sky dive? HELL YES!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 4
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? duh
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? duh
446. Do you believe there is a hell? duh
447. Do you own a pooltable? nope
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
450. Do you like chocolate? YES!
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? a painting of baboons eating peaches. loll
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? i dunno...
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes but i never expected it to come true
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Mortal Kombat ninja type thing
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no
456. What is your weakness? not having a BF and friends
457. Name something you can't get enough of: food
458. Describe yourself in 4 adjectives: social, sexy, excentric and TAKEN!
459. How many kids do you want to have?2
460. Future daughters names: December and Denae
461. Future sons names: Xzaivyoure (all vouls and xy&z) and ADAM JR! loll
462. What is your ideal way to die? quick and painless
463. How do you release stress? crying to a friend
464. Do you consider yourself a trendy person? no
465. Are you an artisitic person? no
466. Are you a realistic person? Yeah
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no, they already are
468. Are you a strong person? Nope
469. Are you a strong willed person? yup
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Adam
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Jenny
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? HELL YES!
473. Are you a deep sleeper? sometimes
474. Are you a good story teller? no
475. What do you believe is your best quality? the fact that i am super sexy. duh
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? i dunno... GETTING ADAM!
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yup
478. Do you do yoga? nope
479. Do you have your own credit card? nope
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? buy a few houses and my dream house in the mountains by either the lake or the ocean :)
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your drivers licence? no
483. Do you tan easily? yeah
484. What color is your hair naturally? brown
485. How many fillings do you have? none
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none
487. Worst feeling in the world? regret
488. Best feeling in the world? love
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? its all full. duh. the air fills it!
490. Last thing you downloaded? i dont know
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? yeah
492. What do you think people think of you? they know that i am super sexy!
493. Are you a likeable person? yes
494. Do you need therapy? no
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No
496. What the best way to be proposed to? with love
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP? no. it would be poop cuz thats a funny word.
499. When are you moving? I don't know... when i am 18?
500. What's your favorite phrase? i dunno

wow, what a complete waste of time! oh well. give me your answers too!

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 00:40:14 GMT

Hey everyone! Well, yes, i am with Adam, and NO!! i did NOT break up with him. If anyone told you that don't believe them. It is a stupid rumor. I had a belt test on Saturday and , of course, i passed. I am a green belt with a black stripe now. um... My sister came over on Saturday after the test and didnt bring my PT cd with her that i left there last week when we went to the state fair. i was like AHH!! but oh well, i will get it eventually. Later that day we went to Jackson and i didnt stay there long cuz i wasnt able to do anything and Daddy didnt wanna be there anyway, so we rode home on the Harley. I liked it a lot more than coming back from Sac. It was cool (litterally) and i had fun! Oh yeah, i realized that i never put that i broke up with wyatt finally. i did it on the 16th i think... w/e 2 weeks ado (exactly i think) 6 days later, i was no longer single . i swear i am like J.Lo and i cant stay single. i am soooo co-dependant, but i dont care because its not like i broke up with wyatt for adam (which everyone seems to think). Adam quit Reignwire and he is already replaced. oh well, it doesnt matter because the new guy could never replace Adam's sexiness. I went on sunday to the bowling alley with risse. we were there for like 10 minutes if that then we went to Target and were Joni and Risse then walked off to McDonald's where we were being us again. I saw Eric G there and i hugged him from behind and i think i scared him a little. HAHAHA! loll. Adam is sick which sucks. i hope he gets better soon, but i g2g to guitar. Later! ~The super sexy goddess of sexiness

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:08:12 GMT

I just came home from school! yay! hehe, not really. um... lets see... it sucks! Melanie isnt in the other PE class anymore so now none of my chick friends are anywhere near one of my classes. At least i still have Jake in that class. wow, i never wrote about Jake. i met him some time last week and he is cool. I feel bad cuz he likes me, and i dont like him. oh well! grrr... nathan is being a dick-wod and is implying that me and Adam are together to Wyatt and that is mean. I told everyone that it would be a few months befor i went out with anyone! now people think i am with Jake which is kinda funny but weird, CUZ I AM NOT! um... i guess school is getting better, i am meeting new people and making new friends. I had a test in entrepreneurship and i think i did ok. I prollably mmissed a few of them, but who cares? i took a quiz in geometry last friday (i think!) and i got a perfect score! yay! now i have the highest grade in that class which is awesome. A lot of perople were moved into my english class a few into my friench class and geometry class, and a few out of my geometry and french classes. hahaha... in French i am Mme Danger! but mme touchon says it all frenchified. Hehe.. i was hugging adam today after school and she pulled me off and was all "THATS GROSS!! EWWWWW!!! STOP IT!!" and i was laughing and i made her let me give him a good-buye hug which lasted like 2 seconds then nat pulled me off and was like ITS TOO LONG! so yeah... now i am sad cuz i didnt get a full-leingth hug from Adam.... hehe, i am obsessed! someone help me! GRRR... nathan and andrew asked natalie and melanie today if i was with adam and they were like, "i dont think so" and thats messed cuz it is none of their business even if i was. (and i am not!) um... well, that is all. i think i wrote about the break up with wyatt... if not, i did last monday (not yesterday, a week ago) well, i will write back later so give me a pissionate kiss or two! love you all, Joni Hazard

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 19:24:45 GMT

yo yo everyone. highschool sucks. i got homework on the first day in English. I already hate that class. i got a whole 8 questions in geomotry friday and i did them at school. um... i dont have any friends in any classes and that sucks. i dont have wyatt or Adam for break or lunch and that sucks. I hava all of my friends at brunch, but only Risse and Alexis at lunch. um... i am no longer a Mustachio. Long story, but they are still my besterest friends. um.... nectarines are yummy!! i am eating one. i need to do some english homework cuz i had another asignment over this weekend. it sucks. um... i do have Stephany DeRosa in my driver's ed class, which is AWESOME! loll.... she is like the only person who i ever really talk ot that i have in any classes. well, there is nothing really more to say. OH YEAH! i went to Sac yesterday and i came home today. My mom went to colorado on friday and came home today too. it didnt really seem like she was out of the state cuz i was in Sac. ok... now there is really nothing to say. NEW SN x0xhazardx0x later dooooodes!

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 21:02:25 GMT

YO YO FOOLIOS!! muhahahahahahahahaha. grr. i am trying to procrastinate when i REALLY shouldnt be. school starts WAY too soon. who was the f**king genius that decided it would be good to start school on a thursday?! GRRRRRRRRR. well, adam is back and so is natalie even though nat came back a day late!! YAY my best buddy is back! i went to alexis' birthday party on saturday and i couldnt spend the night. DAMN ENGLISH HOMEWORK TO HELL! well, hm...... i have 2 more questions to answer and 4 more responses to write. i am doomed. i havent even typed anythingn yet, but still here i am typing in this damned thing. omg... the weirdest thing happened.... I TALKED TO ANDREW!! WTF? and we didnt even threaten to kill eachother. we are all happy with eachother again. how freakishly weird.... at the perfect time to. i have good timing, don't i? i am still not over the weirdness, but not fighting is pretty sweet like a popsicle! ok... i m dumb. at guitar lessons yesterday i learned a fair judgement. how awesome! it is a lot easier than i thought, well i dont vabrato hehe. well, i think that is all and i really need to do my work! ech... yeah right... well, later! Joni the super sexy hazard

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 23:42:18 GMT

Howdy everyone! well, yesterday i went to the mall (yay!) with me mum and i got 2 new pairs of pants and new shoes! they are goth/prep shoes. loll, they are awesome! they are like hot pink an dblack and they have ribon laces. muhahahaha. well, you will see them. on tuesday night after tae kwon do i went to borders to finally get my books for english honors. ech! i wanna drop out, but i wont. ummmm Adam left me today but natalie is coming back today! YAY! but adam is still gone... that sucks, but i am happy that natalie is coming back today. I cant wait! I was like "we should call her ever half hour til she gets back!" to alexis and she was like, no, she will call us. SHE BETTER!! damn it i have been waiting for that phone call all day! grrr.... wyatt pissed me off yesterday. he came over and i was like.... leave. i mean, i asked for a break a while ago and he didnt get the hint. I just want some time off and he wouldnt leave, so i was mean. I didnt really wanna be, but i was. oh well. I havent talked on the phone ALL DAY!! ahhhh... and i answered a question for the hobbit yesterday and did a response for the chosen today. i think i am going to answer another question and do another response soon. i know i will do another one today. there is nothing on TV. i miss takling on my phone! ahh how sad! loll. one day without it and i am like AHH but i dont wanna call anyone in case natalie calls. if she doesnt i will be mad. or something oh well, it doesnt matter because there is no one to talk to. I usually talk to Adam, but he is gone, or cory, but he is gone too, or wyatt, but i dont wanna talk to him. blah!! i dont takl to chicks enough... oh well, who cares? well, i am gonna go answer another question or something! Later~Joni Hazard